Wednesday evening I rushed home from work to change clothes and meet a few friends at our house to carpool to a dinner in honor of Judy, a wonderful friend who has been fighting Stage IV breast cancer.
During the whirlwind tour of my house, DH came home after working over at some land of ours that has a creek running through it. He called me out to the kitchen to see “what he brought me”. :/ I walked over to the kitchen sink only to see a crayfish! Now isn’t that what everyone wants to see in their kitchen sink?
My cousin arrived first and when I stepped out from changing clothes to greet her, I noticed my new little friend was no longer in the sink so I assumed(big mistake) that DH had taken our darling lil Mud-bug outside and disposed of it.
A few minutes later, Judy arrived as well as our church’s lead pastor’s wife, who incidentally, I did not know was coming to my house and then add in that she had never been to our house.
Now, not that I think the pastor’s wife is a queen or anything like that but as with when anyone new comes to your home, you’d like for your home to be picked up and clean. Since I was in a hurry when I came home, picked up and clean wasn’t goin’ on. I dumped all my work materials on the table, threw my coat across the chair, mail everywhere, a cooler and a crayfish bucket on the counter, yada, yada, you get the picture.
I just did an “oh well” shrug to myself as there wasn’t anything I could do about it at that point when all of a sudden my friend says, sounding a little frightened – what is that? Guess what was laying on my dining room table, on a paper plate nonetheless….
You guessed it … Mr. MudBug! The expression on our Pastor’s wife face was priceless. In addition to the fact that she only had daughters, I would bet in all of her years as a pastors wife and going to different people’s homes, I’ll bet ours was the first one she ever saw a crayfish on the table. Just keepin’ me humble…..
ahahaha! Was he bait.....or the meal? Thanks for sharing. Blessings, SusanD
ReplyDeleteI can just see the look on everyones faces....awesome...
ReplyDeleteI bet it was refreshing being in a "real" house---it has to be exhausting being a pastor's wife with everyone putting on the perfect for you...don't envy those lovely ladies one bit!!!
ReplyDelete(Loved that story when you texted me-made my night and I really needed a laugh!)
Why do men always want to 'show us' stuff like this? It's in their DNA I think : )
ReplyDeleteI have my 'random' up today!
Oh, HORROR!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! A tour of my house would probably include some critters (bugs) who are actually residents. Now we are overrun with spiders! -Tammy
ReplyDeleteGod truly has a sense of humor!!! :)
ReplyDeleteSo did he get on the plate by himself, or did Dan help him there?
ReplyDeleteThat could so have been my house. :) blessings, marlene
ReplyDeleteI remember having the sunday school class over for supper and DH made the mistake of telling the pastor's wife the NAME of the calf we were eating.
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