After our conversation, my genius husband disappeared into the garage and came back with a a side tractor mirror that wasn't needed anymore. It lays across my lap desk perfectly for a makeup mirror!
I even have an outlet strip nearby that I can plug my blow dryer into! Bliss! As much as I may have complained in the past about "having" to do my hair and makeup, I sure did miss it when I couldn't do it. :( It's amazing the sense of normalcy it has lended and how much more human it has made me feel.
Yea, I think I'll keep him. :)